And your 2020 USA Basketball Team consist of….

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“And like Magic I’m starting to believe y’all dudes ain’t that sick/ Might see ya boy scooping up a bird to get knowledge/ Number one draft pick and I skipped college/ Snakes in the trenches I peep those, get injured/ End up like Grant Hill on the bench in your street clothes”- Joe Budden, NBA

I know  the Olympics aren’t for another 4 years but USA basketball has been dominating since 1992 and the introduction of the Dream Team. When you look at the lineup and see all the hall of famers and then there’s Christian Laettner. From him to be one of the arguably one of the greatest college basketball players of all time and was just an afterthought on this team. 2004 needed to happen because it made us realize that 6 point guards and no rebounding can catch you some L’s like Terrence Williams staying in bounds. After USA won the gold medal in the 2016 Olympics, I wonder what would happen if we sent basketball players from fictional movies for the 2020 Olympics. Would be your starting 5? Who would make the team and who wouldn’t?

Of course there are many different lineups that can be selected from the pool of players but I tried to not overload my team from the movie Blue Chips. Also, I’m picking fictional characters based off of the movie not the actual person or player because we all know if you had MJ, Shaq and Penny you could throw 2 middle schoolers from the movie Rebound and still win the gold medal.

Here’s a list of the players that would be invited to try out for the 2020 USA Basketball Team:

  1. Kyle Lee Watson- Above the Rim
  2. Antoine Tyler- The Sixth Man
  3. Sidney Dean- White Men Can’t Jump
  4. Tom Shepherd- Above the Rim
  5. Scott Wolf- Teen Wolf (only as the wolf though, as a white kid he can chill)
  6. Neon Boudeaux-Blue Chips
  7. Jesus Shuttlesworth- He Got Game
  8. Shorty- Sunset Park
  9. Kenny Tyler- The Sixth Man
  10. Quincy McCall- Love and Basketball
  11. Clarence Withers- Semi-Pro
  12. Billy Hoyle- White Men Can’t Jump
  13. Butch McRae- Blue Chips
  14. Saleh- The air up there
  15. Jamal Jeffries- Juwanna Mann
  16. Jackie Moon- Semi-Pro
  17. Uncle Drew-commercial
  18. Uncle Wes-commercial
  19. Calvin Cambridge- Like Mike
  20. Ricky Roe- Blue Chips
  21. Scott McKnight- Just Wright
  22. Stacy Patton- Eddie
  23. Jamal Wallace-Finding Forrester

Picking a starting 5 for this team will be difficult because you have a lot of players that can flat out ball and we still need the best of the best because other countries is still gunning from the gold medal and we can’t let that happen.

My starting 5:

PG-Kyle Lee Watson

SG- Jesus Shuttlesworth

SF- Tom Shepherd

PF- Saleh

C- Neon Boudeaux

I know you can substitute any one of those players and still have a dominant lineup but this is who I am sending out there to represent the United States of Fake America since this is a fake lineup. Rounding out the rest of the roster was tougher than coming up with the starting 5. Truth be told my team is going to be led by guard play and with the proper coaching I just have to hope for the best.

The 2020 USA Basketball Team

PG’s: Kyle Lee Watson, Butch McRae, Shorty, Scott Wolf (the wolf edition)

SG’s: Jesus Shuttlesworth, Sidney Deane, Billy Hoyle, Antoine Tyler, Quincy McCall

SF: Tom Shepherd, Stacy Patton, Clarence Withers

PF: Saleh, Uncle Wes

C: Neon Boudeaux

My coaching staff for this team is:

Head Coach: Eddie Franklin (Eddie)

Assistant coach: Ken Carter (Coach Carter), Pete Bell (Blue Chips), Ray McCormack (Rebound)

Trainer: Mr. Miyuagi (Fuck it why not)

Who is your starting 5? Who makes the squad? Who doesn’t? Do you go a different route and cast the whole monstars squad after they got their powers? What about bugs or Lola bunny? What about John Tucker? Space Man, Butta Man you name it there are various lineups you can create so let’s have fun and send us some fictional teams to the Olympics.

 

 

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First things First

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“First things first I poppa….”-Biggie Smalls

In life there will be always be a first at something whether it’s the first kiss, first child, first job, first car and the list goes on and on. With me having 3 children I have to deal with a lot of first and lo and behold we got a first day of school. Well Hannah has a few years to go before school but Reid and Morgan can’t say the same. First things first let’s get to the heir apparent, Young Reid. Reid is currently in a 2-4 year old day care center but on Monday we went to the upstairs classroom, which is one step closer to going to school. It might be a small step but I have to celebrate every accomplishment with my children especially my son because he is the last Grayson unless God decides to bless up with another boy but only time will tell.

Every morning before I get Reid out of the car I have a routine to get him excited for school.

Me: Are yooooooouuuuuu ready?

Reid: laughs yea daddy

Me: Are yooooouuuuu ready?

Reid and Hannah: laughs

Then we go into the school and he speaks to the fish, the owner then the other kids in the daycare. That’s the normal routine but yesterday was different. Yesterday was the first day with his new classroom and new teacher.

Here’s my interaction with his new teacher:

Me: Good morning

Teacher: good morning dad. Does Reid have on a pull up?

Me: Yea why what’s up?

Teacher: well big homie he in the big boy class now we don’t do pullups ova here yo. Make sure he got underwear from now on big homie.

Me: aight you got it yo. Ok Reid have a good day. Give me a high five

So I pick up Reid from school that day and not only did he have his same shorts but same underwear which means he didn’t pee on himself the whole day. This is a great moment in parenting history.

Now on to my oldest kid Morgan who will start second grade this year. She continues to amaze me everyday. She goes to one of those non air-conditioned school and it’s going to be 95 degrees and up so school should be closed but it’s not. I was having a conversation with her the day before and I asked her how she’s feeling about going to school.

Me: ay Morgan you ready for school tomorrow?

Morgan: No

Me: Why not?

Morgan: I’m nervous….

Me: Why are you nervous?

Morgan: Because what if people don’t think I’m smart. I don’t want people to think I’m not smart

Me: First of all you’re very smart. You are powerful because you believe in God and he will help you through this. For the record your melanin is on 1000, black girls are killing the game right now just look at the Olympics and you will flourish in out here. If anyone tells you otherwise just say ‘Fuck them”

Now I know I just negated my whole speech by ending it with fuck them and in that moment Morgan taught me something. See despite all the good things I said and re assured that she is powerful the only thing she took from that is that I said ‘fuck them’. This is a microcosm of how America operates. I just want to empower her and sometimes I channel the fathers of my past whether real or on TV and I have to be careful but I stand by what I said. It’s like that skit when Kevin Hart said his mother would allow him to cuss his teacher out instead but since I’m not as funny as him it didn’t have the same impact but I think it did and I can only imagine what I’m going to say to Hannah.

Like I said earlier there is always a first for everything and this was just another one of those firsts.

 

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Being an Adult

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When I was younger I asked my mom to buy me some black jeans but she took it upon herself and bought me some hunter green husky jeans with a matching plaid shirt. Bad enough they were hunter green but for the big husky sign on the back as well dammit man-DJ Envy voice. All day in school kids were yelling ‘ho ho ho green giant” I remember getting in trouble because I threw a haymaker at some kid for teasing me.

Mom: why you throw a punch at somebody

Me: you bought me green husky jeans and they made fun of me

Mom: what you don’t like them

Me: not really I don’t know if it’s because it’s green or husky or both

Mom: when you get old enough you buy your own clothes but until then go in your room before I whip ya ass.

Sitting at my desk there was a 13 year old Sonny writing in his journal, “I can’t wait to be an adult. Man I can buy my own clothes. I can do whatever I want. Aint no bedtime for the big fella” Almost 20 years later I must admit that was the dumbest shit I ever wrote. As I get older I have to face the reality that I am an adult and if you don’t believe me here are some truth moments to let you know that you are an adult:

  1. There is only 1 life…you will face trials and tribulations but there are also triumphs and victories.

Life is what you make it. Sometimes it’s easy as playing a game on the rookie level and sometimes it’s as hard as defending cops who kill innocent people but nevertheless you deal with what comes and trust that help is on the way.

  1. Work hard, play hard

We go to work. We work 40-60 hours a week, every week for about 50 weeks a year so yeah take a break and relax. Can’t lie this is hard for me because I measure my adult skills by providing for my wife and kids and if I don’t feel like I’m working hard enough I turn into Julius from Everybody Hates Chris. It wasn’t until my recent vacation with my wife that I realized doing nothing for a few days is essential. But back to work so I can have more fun.

  1. When you make a mistake, own that shit, accept that shit, learn from that shit and don’t do that shit again

Look we are all humans and we are going to make mistakes. Sometimes we don’t realize it’s a mistake until someone confronts you. For example my wife and I were cracking jokes on each other when I said your fingers look like mozzarella sticks and then she responds with ‘Fuck you yo’. I thought we were joking but apparently that was offensive. Of course I’m apologetic because I didn’t mean to hurt her feelings. I didn’t say ‘well you said I look like Freddie Jackson so I went for the jugular’. I don’t make excuses just admit I was wrong and move on.

  1. Taking photos become hard as shit

Have you ever been asked to take a photo and the person say only take a pic of face only nothing else? I’m not JcPenney or Segall Majestic or Olan Mills or that creep that’s trying to build a fake portfolio but really he’s taking pictures of women for whatever reason. I’m doing you a favor just let me take the picture. On the other hand I understand because I don’t like taking side profiles because I look like Kung Fu Panda with a beard from the side.

  1. Pay your fare

“If you pay like you weigh then you can stay baby”- Jadakiss. Man listen it doesn’t matter how much money you make you gonna pay your fare. You gotta pay for health insurance, social security and of course Uncle Sam. Like my aunt from Buffalo would say, “I’m the biggest boss that you seen thus far, don’t pay me you sleep in the car, that’s why I want another drink at the bar”. Looking at your pay stub and you go through different emotions. One emotion is filled with hell yeah I got some money then I look my bill spreadsheet and I’m like shit I’m broke as fuck.

  1. Social media aint reality

We are grown-ups. Nothing wrong with utilizing social media but you must know your limitations. Don’t fuck up a paycheck because you talking shit about your job on Facebook. Social media isn’t real life. Have you seen a broke person? Hell no. Everybody got money until you go to a restaurant then they pull out a calculator for the tip. It’s a falsehood and govern yourself accordingly.

  1. Stop trying to live your second childhood

You got responsibilities now homie. Now is not the time to try to be somebody that you’re not. For example if you 30 and up with a decent job now is not the time to want to be a drug dealer. Leave that ounce a weed alone and stack checks. Now is not the time to become Griselda Blanco or Pablo Escobar. Hit the snooze button on your alarm clock and then rush ya ass to work. If you aint about that life don’t wait until you have mouths to feed to start.

  1. Success is all about perception

Everybody views success differently. For some success is paying all your bills on time even if that means you’re dead broke for a week while others views success by how many places they can travel too. Look you determined your own success don’t let anyone else determine that for you. *cues key alert from DJ Khaled*

  1. Some people will always be assholes

It doesn’t matter how much good is happening in their lives they only focus on the bad. These people get on my last damn nerve. Maybe because I’ve been through some shit the past few years I look at things differently but some people will always be an asshole and if that’s you stay away from me because I aint got time for the fuck shit.

  1. Money will not solve your problems

This one is a tough one for me because when the money isn’t right by my standards my attitude changes. See I was taught by my dad that a man must provide for his family even if that means doing something illegal. Working multiple jobs isn’t a problem for me but with the extra money I would be sacrificing time with my kids. The hardest part about this topic is the fine line you have to draw between making money vs. spending time with family. Money can solve an immediate issue but there are some things money can’t buy.

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Wanted…PG for Sale

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Wanted: Top 5 Point Guard for Sale

OKC featured Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook, James Harden and Serge Ibaka at one point in time and were just a few games shy from winning the NBA Championship. Now the only one left is Russell Westbrook. If you are Sam Presti, GM of the Oklahoma City Thunder what are you feeling? Is this a punch from Mike Tyson to the gut? Is this just the beginning of the next challenge? Are you ready to jump like Tommen from Game of Thrones? You traded James Harden and came with Steven Adams and Mitch McGary. You traded Serge Ibaka for Victor Oladipo, Domantas Sabonis and Erysan Illavosa. Now Kevin Durant left and you got nothing for that so the last thing that OKC should do is trade Russell Westbrook.

The late great Jerry Buss arguably one of the greatest owners in all of sports once told a frustrated Kobe in 2004, “you’re a 5 karat diamond I can’t trade you for 5 one karat diamonds” Is this same thought process Sam Presti is using with respect to trading Russell Westbrook. Russell Westbrook is a Top 5 player in the league and will garner a lot of assets back to OKC which will then ease the transition of a rebuild. Man oh man the talent they had deserves an ESPN 30 for 30 ASAP. Kevin Durant has gone to the Warriors and with Westbrook being a free agent next summer I doubt he will stay in OKC. So you might as well get as much as you can now for him. The sooner the better because the market right now is booming with this new salary cap but the closer you get to the trade deadline the smaller the market becomes. Sure, OKC can offer Westbrook an extension but I don’t see him signing that therefore the next move is to trade him. Let’s not forget Russell Westbrook did lead OKC to the playoffs while KD was hurt so it’s not like OKC will be at the bottom of the barrel but since the West is so stacked any change creates a domino effect. If I’m Sam Presti I would want to trade Westbrook now because I don’t want to be the guy known for letting two of the Top 5 players in the league leave my team and I don’t get anything in return. If you wait until the season starts then the contracts becomes locked in which means the money each team has will be different and could shrink the trade market very quickly.

If I’m Sam Presti, I’m contacting three teams expeditiously: Philadelphia 76ers, Boston Celtics and Los Angeles Lakers. Each of these teams has young talent and draft picks that could warrant trading Russell Westbrook.

Here are three trade scenarios:

  1. Thunder/76ers:

Thunder: Ben Simmons, Jahlil Okafor and Timothe Luwawau, 2018 first and second round pick

76ers: Russell Westbrook, Dion Waiters, Ersan Illaysova

This would be tough because Simmons has the potential to be a superstar. Shit he almost had a triple double in his first summer league game but if you want Westbrook you gonna have to pay. Don’t act it would be the first time a number one pick gets traded before they play their first game.

Thunder/Celtics:

Thunder: Jaylen Brown, Marcus Smart, Avery Bradley 2 first round picks not owned by the Brooklyn Nets

Celtics: Russell Westbrook

With the addition of Al Horford, Boston has become a dangerous team in the East but they still that piece that can possibly beat Cleveland in the playoffs. Al Horford with Russell Westbrook, Isaiah Thomas, Marcus Smart and other pieces can definitely help them.

  1. Thunder/ Lakers

Thunder: D’Angelo Russell, Julius Randle, Brandon Ingram, 2018 first round pick

Lakers: Russell Westbrook

Russell is from LA. LA needs star power. Case closed. According to my brother, he would trade everybody even Jim Buss and Mitch Kuchpek for Westbrook.

Other teams that could spark OKC’s interest: Knicks and Wizards

  1. Thunder/Knicks

Thunder: Derrick Rose, Kristaps Porzinigis

Knicks: Victor Oladipo and Russell Westbrook

This is a real chin hair grabber because Porzinigis has no ceiling. Like he could be better than Patrick Ewing but then again if you can acquire a guard who can have a bigger impact than Walt Frazier in the mecca of basketball what would you choose? Then again if Derrick Rose or Brandon Jennings or both ball out in NYC would you really need Westbrook then because either way big fella is gonna flourish regardless.

  1. Thunder/Wizards

Thunder: John Wall, Kelly Oubre, first round pick

Wizards: Westbrook and Enes Kanter

If you gonna lose a top PG then you have to gain another one in return correct. If I’m Ernie Grunfeld you might as well swing for the fences because you can be fired at any minute. Enes Kanter is better than both of your current bigs so you would be upgrading at two positions with one move.

The first three teams can give him the most money next year especially if you’re the Lakers because he’s from LA so that could be a match made in heaven. This isn’t the first time this happened and it won’t be the last. This occurs in 2011 when Carmelo Anthony was traded from the Nuggets to the Knicks for everyone you can think of. Denver won 57 games that season after trading Carmelo so anything is possible if they decide to trade Westbrook. On the other hand, the longer you wait the smaller the market becomes which means Sam Presti can’t demand as much as he can now. Just make sure if you trade Westbrook you get valuable assets who can contribute immediately because you don’t want to be known as the guy who let Serge Ibaka, James Harden, Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook and now you become a basement dweller. Let the phone calls begin. Is it worth the risk who knows but it’s a risk you have to take.

 

 

 

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Like Father, Like Son

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“All these adults around and they yell Sonny come get him/ Quiet as kept doctors think he may have autism”- Sonny

As you should know by now that I am a father of 3 young kids with my oldest being 7 and my youngest just turning 2 but today I’m focusing on my son Reid who is 3 and a half years old. My son Reid saved my life and family in many ways because before him, I was the last Grayson in my family and now the Grayson can live as long as the cops and other people allowed it to live on. By no means am I devaluing my 2 daughters, Morgan and Hannah but to have the opportunity to raise a boy into a man is one of the most rewarding yet challenging tasks of all time but I’ve been challenged in some way since the beginning so why not add another challenge to my belt. He is the lady killer whether it was the big brown eyes to the curly fro to the long eyelashes (only women say that part though) to his smile and laughter. At the end of all of this I can proudly say that Reid is my son. All my friends were happy that I was having a boy. I can remember Quianna telling me in Shoppers that she might be pregnant and how excited I was. Like I jumped and click my heels together. I think that was the same time an earthquake happened in Baltimore as well is that a coincidence maybe and if so my bad.

I will never forget how Reid was born in the first place. It was a regular appointment for Quianna and she had her whole day planned out. She was going to the doctor then grabs a McDonalds Steak, egg and cheese meal then takes a nap. After the nap go to Bowie to meet up with Shanice and turn in some books at the Bowie bookstore and then another nap then another meal. That’s one hell of a plan. But at the doctor’s appointment they said Reid wasn’t moving. Apparently, he was stuck because he couldn’t move anymore and they didn’t want to risk any problems so on December 17th instead of December 26th he was born into the world with a head full of hair and bronze skin.

Reid is a normal kid and did normal kid shit and he could do nothing wrong. It wasn’t until his first birthday when things began to change starting with his first seizure. I’ve never seen that before and I was shook. I mean it was fever induced but for it happen 2 more times within a year. I was on Google faithfully which is a huge mistake because I googled a headache and the next thing you know it says symptom could lead to brain exploding so fuck this won’t be doing that anymore.  Every now and then Quianna would ask me if I thought something was wrong with Reid and I would answer with ‘nah yo stop trippin’. But mothers be knowing for real and to hear that just rang the alarm but I kept hitting the snooze button because I wasn’t even trying to think about no shit like that. As he got older he was so fascinated with Vinko the Dancing Bear and it just kept growing and growing until one night he didn’t want to go to sleep and all he kept saying was Vinko and it brought me and Quianna to tears because we live in society where labels mean everything and no matter what there is always someone trying to create a label. See I’m his father and I didn’t want my son as a target of any kind and I damn sure didn’t want it to start at such an early age. I brought these concerns to my mom and dad and then the news they told me had me slumped like a cup full of lean. Apparently there was a point in time where doctors thought I would have a mental disability. I was about 2 years old failed some test doctors tried to label me and moms was like ‘fuck that my son isn’t mentally challenged we are going to work this shit out what resources are available”. I didn’t know that I went to 5 elementary schools before the 3rd grade and was almost kicked out of 2 of them for behavior issues. There was one incident where a kid was bothering and I hit him with a chair and knocked out a couple of teeth so of course that’s not going to fly in these streets. Doctors made the suggestion that I should be in smaller classrooms and I guessed that worked because from the age of 7 until college I was in the Gifted and Talented Program in the Baltimore school system and now I have 2 degrees from established college with the emphasis on Engineering.

Fast forward twenty some years later, is this deja-vu all over again and now the student becomes the teacher. Reid’s speech isn’t as good as I would like so we reached out to Infants and Toddlers and did an initial evaluation and they had their concerns but the prognosis was very promising. See he has some strengths but he has some weaknesses. For example when he was one and got his first hair cut he didn’t move it was like the barber was sculpting a statue; but now he has some moments where I’m looking at him and my eyes are telling him, ‘son we looking bad as a unit-Kevin hart voice’. He doesn’t like his face washed or hair brushed but that could be normal kid shit and when the father is heavy handed maybe just maybe he wouldn’t like that shit either. There were numerous appointments with various professionals and they all came up with the same conclusion; there isn’t enough to say yes to autism but it isn’t enough to say no either. It was getting frustrating because there was no definitive answer so this cloud of mystery was over my head and consistently eating at me. Why my son man why anybody’s kid for that matter but I reminded of the mighty God we serve and realize that I’m just another soldier in the field of battle and my Commander hasn’t failed me yet so why would he do that now. One of the recommendations they implemented was a teacher visiting him at daycare once a week. I was unemployed at the time so I was able to go to all these appointments which could have been a blessing in disguise because now I see firsthand what the teachers are doing while learning techniques I can use at home. He was only 18 months old at the time but it wasn’t until we were at church when all these feelings came back up again.

He is in church school with the young kids his age and of course he has so much energy therefore he’s gonna run. But we have a lot of educators so they pick up on these things so after church she went and sat Quianna and expressed her concerns and when she told me in the car all I can do is break down man. I haven’t cried this much in my life but when it comes to my kids especially my son my emotions take over. It was like a punch in the gut because in my mind I’m like ‘damn yo didn’t we just do this shit 18 months ago now you wanna do it again’. I don’t want to keep subjecting him  to all these tests while they poked and prod at him like he’s an animal but then again I want to know what’s up with my boy so I can prepare him as best as humanly possible. I know there will be a time when I won’t be on this Earth to physically protect him and I know he will be on his own but until that day comes I want him to be as skilled as everyone put together. I don’t want any limitations put on my son. After lots of prayer and deep conversations with my wife we began the process of getting him tested again. I keep telling myself this is for the better so don’t let anything discourage you. Recently, we began this journey at Kennedy Krieger and it just brought me back to memory lane. I was so nervous sitting on pins and needles because one bad test and your kid is labeled forever (squintz voice from the Sandlot). In my opinion these assessments are entirely too long like we were in there for 3 hours and by hour 2 he was done. At first I was mad at him but then I began to think, shit I’m a grown man and after 3 hours of non-stop work I’m done too. After the evaluation she brings up back in the room and guess what….inconclusive results so back to square one but this time we have a meeting with the medical director and that’s when the diagnosis will be given

That day has arrived and I’m stressed. I’m nervous yet relieved at the same time because I just want my boy to be ok and if there is something wrong where are the resources because he will still have every chance every other kid has. She is a black woman which is refreshing and she does her question asking phase and it’s like a timer is set because around hour number 2 he starts bugging again and not answering any questions. In my mind I’m like ‘come on yo you buggin right now in front of the director though’, but what I didn’t realize is that my parental instincts were taking over because I would rather this happen to me instead of him. Anything bad that’s gonna happen I want it to happen to me instead of my son but Quianna held my hand and whispered it will be ok and from that moment I was ok. It was like God spoke to me through her and my whole aura went back to being even-keel. The evaluation is over and she says, “I don’t want to put a false label on this young man because he is the future and he has a chance to be great. There are some strengths but there are some weaknesses so I’m going to defer any diagnosis for one year but I strongly recommend speech and behavior therapy. As a matter of fact I will write the referral now.” See this diagnosis was different than the others. Sure they said the same thing but the conviction in her voice made it reassuring that if you do this he will be ok. In my heart I believe God was speaking to me again but this time using the medical director. It was like HE was giving us the blueprint and if we follow Him everything will be alright all we have to do is trust Him. There was a moment where I took Reid out and put him in the car but when the medical doctor and Quianna spoke it was another reassuring moment.

Medical director: “I’m a mother and I’m a doctor and with all the knowledge I have the one piece of advice I have for you is that there is only one true doctor and you know who He is so remain faithful”

Quianna: “I do know and I will do just that”

That exchange was something from a movie but when you get 2 mothers together powerful moments of candor and genuine expression begin to hit its zenith. We are on to the next step of this journey and I can’t help to think that I and Reid are both characters in the Inside Out movie (which is his favorite by the way go figure) but the emotions that we both go through are uncanny. I love you son and I pray for you and your well-being every day and hopefully I can see you flourish but son we are living in a wicked world and nothing is promised anymore. I will do the best I can but Trust in the Lord with your whole heart and never lean on your own understanding.

I hope this inspires someone because you are not alone. Who knows you may have resources that I’m not aware about. We are in this together and since it takes a village to raise a child let the village people unite. It’s imperative that we unite now because he as well as all of us are at risk to be hunted like an animal which is what most of the majority thinks of us anyway. You look at my son and you can’t tell nothing is wrong with him so if I can’t and I’m his father imagine what these other people are going to think. Son until my last breath you will be protected and even after that you will be protected even more because as an angel I would be more protective than I am now and that’s a scary sight. Save our kids save our lives.

Love you son…

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Once….twice….three times a baby

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I am getting into the groove of having two children. Let me be the first to tell you going from 2 to 3 kids is easy compared to going from 1 to 2 kids. Just throw the 3rd kid in there and let them fend for themselves because mommy and daddy need a nap. Morgan was about 4 and Reid was about 9 months so I’m finally getting adjusted and Morgan is becoming more self-sufficient. Don’t get me wrong she aint fixing her own meals or anything but she can at least wipe her own ass. Don’t sleep wiping your own ass can save you a lot of embarrassment because that brown streak just aint cool my man.

So one day we are at church and the pastor is making her announcements and she says 3 of the church members and of course everybody looking at us and I’m like naw nigga it’s your turn. The church turned into a game of Clue trying to find out who was pregnant. A couple of my co-workers who were also members of the church so even at work we are playing the guessing game about who’s pregnant. Since it aint us, I’m introducing my wife to all types of liquor like yak, Patron you know the good shit not the bull shit. Weeks go by and out of the blue my wife says her mouth hurts and she’s going to the dentist. While she was at the dentist they ask about her last cycle and my wife like ‘shit I don’t know’. I guess because they were giving her medicine they have to make she ain’t pregnant first which is understandable. They give her the blood test and then the dentist comes back like,

Dentist: ‘yea uhhhh you can’t get this medicine today’

Quianna: ‘why I got insurance’

Dentist: ‘oh I know that but you are pregnant”

Da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaa. The plot thickens. So come to find out my wife is pregnant again and I’m about to be a father again. At my job we are playing the guessing game and I was like, ‘watch it be you Brother’ and his response was ‘yea right’. 5 minutes later I get a call from Quianna. I’m thinking she’s about to update me on her dentist visit and how she needs all the Coldstone, Progresso Soup and aspirin because her mouth hurt.

Sonny: “what’s up baby?”

Quianna: “I’m ok. The dentist visit was a flop”

Sonny: ‘why was it a flop?’

Quianna: ‘because I’m pregnant’

Sonny: ‘Man let me call you back…. Click’

Now before you think I was being rude. I just wanted some privacy because as I’m on the phone with her, my co-worker is instant messaging me asking how Quianna was doing and I didn’t want to tell her yet. I just hope Quianna didn’t hop in her GroupMe like ‘this nigga Sonny aint shit”. But I called her back and we talked and from there the excitement was in the air. For the record, I did look at the pastor with the side eye like how you know that shit and we didn’t know that shit…man she’s good.

I’m praying for another boy but deep down as long as the baby is healthy that’s all that matters. Choosing another doctor another hospital all the nuances in order for Quianna and I to have a piece of mind. Going to the doctor and taking all the pre-natal packets because my baby is going to be healthy and strong believe that shit. As usual, doctors want to talk about my wife weight which really gets on my nerves but I’m used to it and we just laugh because everybody is made differently so just chill and don’t fuck up.

Everything is going well until one appointment the doctors comes to us and says her stomach isn’t growing as fast as we would like which could create a small baby. See we didn’t have any problems with the other 2 kids because pre-gestational diabetes so now I’m on the edge of my seats like ‘what you talking about Willis’. After many questions and Google searches he said this is one of those scenarios we need to constantly monitor but as long as she goes full-term she will be fine plus being out of the stomach is better than inside if this doesn’t get any better. So that’s a sigh of relief and back to being my playful self.

Once again another appointment nothing out the ordinary just taking some blood making sure everybody is ok. Alright man you found the vein let’s get to work so I can get home and get something to eat. As we are waiting for the doctor, she comes into the room looking at a folder making all these facial expressions and I’m like what the fuck is that about what she got Tourette’s or something. Tell me something doc. Come to find out Hannah had a 7% chance of having Down Syndrome and we should consider terminating the pregnancy. I made sure I heard her correctly.

Sonny: Doctor you did say 7% correct, not 70%, not 93% but 7% correct

Doctor: Yes…Mr. Grayson

Sonny: oh aight well we keeping it then

Man I can’t lie that shit had me shook doe. I used to work with children and adults who had mental or physical disabilities and a lot of them had Down Syndrome but you never think that it can happen to you until it happens to you. So we ride in silence and as soon as we got home immediately prayed and cried this out. It was like something was just weighing me down because every appointment doctor kept asking ‘do we want the baby’ and deep down I wanted to say ‘yea motherfucker stop asking me that shit’ but I’m 6 feet tall about 315 pounds and I know somebody would of tased me if not worse so I keep my composure. After conversations with the Pastor we just let it go and gave it all to God and prepared for whatever happens.

Now 2 years later my daughter Hannah is by far the comedian out of the three kids and in the future gives me problems because she is so cute and is filled of laughter. She’s the cool kid that can be the sour patch but then sing a song and say I love you da da and then I forgot why I was mad in the first place. I love you Hannah. Reid definitely loves you Hannah so all you young 2 year olds just know she got an older brother with a temper and a father who is big as shit. I can’t wait to see what life has in store for you and to think the doctor wanted us to get rid of you. What was she thinking? Shit I don’t know either Hannah. Juice boxes, bubbles and some fruit snacks on me kid. Happy birthday Hannah Grayson

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Grand Opening…Grand Closing

 

“Thank you, thank you, thank you, you’re far too kind

Now can I get an encore, do you want more

Grand openin, grand closin

God damn your man Hov’ cracked the can open again” – Jay-Z Encore

In a few hours there will be no more talking as Cleveland Cavaliers and Golden State Warriors will be battling for the opportunity to become champions of the NBA and get those bragging rights for a lifetime. It’s a rematch of last year’s Final and in my opinion could be the best NBA Finals in recent memory? Cleveland has been coasting through the playoffs while Golden State just endured an epic 7 game series with the OKC Thunder. Will the momentum of Golden State carry over into the Finals or will they be stifled by the Cavaliers? 7 games will determine the legacy of these players as they prepare to battle until a champion has been crowned. There’s no way to tell how many games this series will last but right now this is the best thing since the Lakers-Celtics battles of the 80’s. Will it top that…who knows but it could this decade’s version of the Lakers-Celtics battle? Golden State has the chance to repeat as champions and put the nail in the coffin as having the best season ever. If they win, they have to say “Game Blouses” and just walk off the court. You thought it was over huh hell no it’s another chance for Cleveland to break Cleveland’s championship drought and for it to be led by a guy from Ohio would be ESPN 30 for 30 worthy. It’s bad enough that “Believeland” an ESPN 30 for 30 documentary which talks about the struggles Cleveland sports has had since 1964 and how it ends with LeBron walking off the court after Game 6 against the Warriors. So many storylines, subplots and characters in this series you would think this was written by George R.R. Martin.

Golden State has had one hell of a playoff run culminating with the comeback of the season as they defeated the OKC Thunder after trailing 3-1. This is just another step as it’s reaching the final stage of completing the best season ever. 73 wins don’t mean shit if you lose the chip. If Golden State loses the chip, the headlines will never end. The Jordan Memes will never end. The talk of biggest disappointment will make Stephen A Smith talk louder than a Meek Mill album. However, if Golden State wins then the talk of LeBron failing in the finals will never end and we will be seeing the beginnings of another dynasty.

I wonder if LeBron listens to Drake because right now he is “looking for revenge because it’s all summer 16’. Let’s give LeBron his props. This man has made it to the Finals 6 years in a row. Not 1…Not 2….Not 3 but 6 years in a row. The only people who could say the same thing is members of the Boston Celtics when Bill Russell was playing and James Jones. Talk about an outlier…James Jones in the same breath as living legends is what makes the game worth playing. LeBron’s shoulders aren’t broad for nothing as he carries the burden of all the championship missed by his hometown. Let’s be real if LeBron goes 2-5 in the NBA Finals he could be considered the Peyton Manning of the NBA. In other words he wins during the regular season but when it counts the most he doesn’t win the big game. In LeBron’s defense he did lose 2 of his best players and in essence went against Golden State all by himself but he did average 34.2 points, 13.3 rebounds and 9 assists per game. The loss wasn’t his fault but when you are considered the king of basketball criticism is a part of the territory.

Who will guard LeBron James? Whoever guards LeBron will be pivotal because LBJ is such a facilitator that he can get any teammate rolling which can create a domino effect which could propel them to the chip. Last year Andre Iguodala, the finals MVP had the task of defending him. Do you repeat the same strategy this year or do you let Harrison Barnes defend James? If you go with the first strategy do you put Harrison Barnes on the bench or do you go with a smaller lineup?

We all know about LeBron, Kyrie and Kevin for the Cavs as well as Draymond and the Splash Brothers for the Warriors but what about the other guys. Both teams have other guys that can serve as key pieces to the championship puzzle. Cleveland has JR Smith, Iman Shumpert and newcomer Channing Frye who can provide a spark to their second unit or in JR Smith’s case give Cleveland an edge especially if everyone else is playing their A game. JR Smith can shoot you out of a series but he can keep you in one as well. Out of all the role players Cleveland can turn to Channing Frye may be the most valuable role player. I say this because he can play the 5 if necessary and if they decide to go big he can play the 4 and since his game is based on the perimeter he can open up the lanes for penetration by Kyrie or anybody else. Let’s not forget the Warriors and their role players such as Shaun Livingston, Harrison Barnes, Andrew Bogut and Andre Iguodala. Igoudala in my opinion is the most important role player for the Warriors because he can stretch the floor and defend the best player on the opposing team. This could take a lot off of the Splash Brothers’ shoulders and create problems for the Cavaliers.

In every great matchup we have the superstar players, the coaches and the role players but one of the most overlooked factors in the game of basketball is the X-Factor. In this case the X-Factor for this matchup will be Kevin Love vs. Draymond Green. Both of them are great players who can go inside and outside, grab rebounds and create opportunities for other players. Historically, Kevin Love hasn’t had much success against Draymond but the stage is higher and so is the pressure. How will Kevin Love handle the pressure? To be honest Draymond in the last series wasn’t at his best hopefully for the Cavs that transfers to this series but for our sake let’s make sure all parties are healthy and accounted for as we prepare to watch championship basketball. Kevin Love on paper looks like he will have a bad time against Draymond especially on the defensive end and if Draymond gets going offensively Kevin Love could be Bar-b-q chicken-shaquille o’neal voice but as Chris Berman would say, “This is why we play the game” We don’t let the past predict the future for the future hasn’t been determined yet.

Coaching will be at the forefront of this matchup as we have two young coaches with championship pedigrees as role players for their perspective teams now must lead these men into the field of battle one more time as they contend for the NBA Championship. Can Steve Kerr win a chip two years in a row? Can Tyronn Lue prove that the firing of David Blatt was worth it because he will be hoisting the trophy? If Tyronn Lue wins can he step over Steve Kerr like Iverson did him many years ago? Who will make adjustments quicker? Who will be the better sidekick? Who will be MVP? Who will win it all?

This is can’t miss TV so ladies please let us have these next few weeks to kick back and watch this series in peace. Trust and believe you will be awarded for your kindness. My prediction is Cleveland will win in 6 games and set the sports world on fire.

“Let’s get ready to rumble”-Michael Buffer voice

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Cookout Season

Memorial Day is a few days away and with good weather hopefully this weekend will be more lit than PFK Boom leanin on Jamal Bryant. Memorial Day is the opening day for cookout season. Yea I know some of you grill all year long and we salute you but that was the preseason. In other words none of those meals don’t count as cookout season is amongst us and it’s time to eat good.

Let’s get some things straight. There are certain foods you shouldn’t bring such as any forms of salad that you can get in a bag at Giant, no selfish ass meats such as 4 turkey burgers even though you invited 15 people, if I see you bring cole slaw you will designated to Hold the Door duty for the whole season and for the love of yourself try not to bring the off brand drinks such as Dr. Pop, Mountain Buzz or anything from Save a Lot. If you’re known for desserts don’t do the mac and cheese and vice versa. Govern yourself accordingly. Please practice proper etiquette when you are invited to a cookout.

Here are some of the Sonny Rules to Cookout Season…shout out to Notorious BIG for the inspiration of this manual when he dropped this line…’ I been in this game for years, it made me an animal It’s rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual A step by step booklet for you to get your game on track”

  1. If you got a dirty house please clean that shit up before we come over. I don’t want to think that I drop a chocolate chip when it’s really a mouse dropping. (Look they were here before us but that doesn’t mean we have to see them)
  2. Make sure you have proper utensils for the grill because you don’t wanna be flippin burgers or turning over chicken with a spoon.
  3. 7 P’s: Piss Poor Performance Promotes Piss Poor Performance…for example if you’re cookout starts at 4 don’t wait until 3 to go to Costco, BJ’s, SAM’s Club or Walmart to get the meats, plates and everything else having us waiting until 7 to eat when start time for 4.
  4. If you can’t beat the computer in Spades what makes you think you gonna beat a real person. Playing Spades at a cookout can turn into a Las Vegas Casino or Las Vegas after an event (ask Pac and Biggie).
  5. Make sure your grill is operational before you start: Don’t go to Lowe’s and buy a grill at 1 then tell people come at 2.
  6. Have a diverse playlist. Everybody don’t wanna hear nigga, bitch, hoe, I sell all the dope and I get all the pussy 50 times before the hook nor do we only wanna Beethoven’s greatest hits
  7. Biggie said it first: this rule is so underrated/ Keep your family and business completely separated/Money and blood don’t mix like two dicks and no bitch/Find yourself in serious shit

Translation: Bringing your white or co-worker that isn’t the same race as you to all black cookout where topics such as police brutality, politics, the injustice of the black man or sports it may not be the best idea especially if he/she writes your check.

  1. Ladies, if you bringing ya man for the first time around your friends make sure you don’t ditch him and be with your girls the whole time as a matter of fact make him a plate give him a drink and an occasional ‘you alright baby’ would suffice.
  2. Fellas, Read rule number 8
  3. To the Grill Master: please know the ratio when making hamburgers. Imma grown ass man dog, I am too big to be eating hockey pucks for hamburgers
  4. If you are a rookie in the kitchen the cookout will not serve as your All-Star game because we don’t have time for the fuck shit
  5. If you are only here through a friend of a friend of a friend who is just a friend of the family keep your mouth shut and enjoy the free meal
  6. If the cookout has crabs and you didn’t put in on those crabs keep your crabby patty hands away from the crabs unless you received an evite that you can eat the crabs
  7. If you too bougie to do a line dance, electric slide or a 2 step stay the fuck from round me.
  8. If it’s hot as hell outside you might want to make sure your AC is working in your house because you don’t want people to be uncomfortable.
  9. Always prepare more than expected because if you invite people they will not eat just 1 hamburger and 1 hot dog and be stuffed.
  10. Last but not least if you invite me to a cookout and a hour later you ask me to pass you the laptop not for music purposes but for a presentation I will feed my kids sugar and allow to go tazmanian devil on your shit. Respect my free will to eat a meal without hearing the intricacies of a scheme to where you are the only one making real money. I respect your hustle but not while I’m eating grilled food.

 

 

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Shotgun Formation

shotgun formation

As you may know I am a father of 3 (2 daughters and 1 son). They are still young in age as my oldest just turned 7, my middle child is 3 and my baby girl will turn 2 in July. So I have a little more time to nurture them and mold them before they want to go out on dates with the opposite sex and don’t even get me started with the word prom. I got a little more time to groom and teach them the fundamentals on what should and what shouldn’t be tolerated with respect to the opposite sex. As I’m getting older I am realizing that black men and women are subjected to so many atrocities that we must protect them a lot better than what we are doing now. I can’t lie I always wanted to live out the Bad Boys 2 scene when Martin Lawrence daughter goes on her first date and I got my man Cook pointing the 9mm talking about ‘you 15 nigga you look 30…ay yo Sonny let me get it poppin like Orville Redenbacher fa real’. Now that I’m close to 33 that might be the dumbest shit I could do at that very moment. See if my oldest daughter is allowed to go on a date at 15 I will be just turning 40 and at the rate I’m going to the gym I will be a force to be reckoned with and I won’t need a gun. My 6 foot frame at 300 pounds with facial hair and my break a nigga hand with a firm handshake should be enough. On the other hand, if I ever need a gun trust and believe I’m not going to just show you I’m going to use it because ‘if Young Sonny don’t trust ya Imma shoot ya’ (future voice).

It’s like the Dave Chappelle episode when he got 24 year old self talking to his 30 year old self when it comes to my thought about the shotgun pose. 24 year old Sonny probably would quote a Beanie Sigel line or stare you down like Beans did when he saw Dame in the club on State Property; but 30 year old Sonny maybe not. 30 something year old Sonny probably would throw a cookout with all his friends and then have a You Should Be Here presentation where they are only selling caskets as a mind trick to that young man letting him know that as a black man you must protect the black woman but if you refuse you can be eliminated. Look I am all here for mental hazing someone. I’m here for the fear factor but honestly I rather be respected than feared. What are your thoughts? If I really wanna fuck with ya put every channel on the ID channel or whistle the Kill Bill theme song whenever I see you. Like I said I’m all for the intimidation factor, I’m here for the respect factor just don’t use a gun to prove your point and especially don’t put that shit on social media. I don’t know what Imma do because I still got about 10 years before I execute this plan of mine.

The year is 2026 and my oldest is going to prom and her date shows up to the door in a tux and who knows maybe a flying car and here I come dressed in all black with the pit bull like Nino Brown with the shotty. That shit don’t even sound right in a movie let alone real life. Let’s dissect this for a second. I understand having a gun to protect yourself and your family in the midst of an attack from someone or as a means of survival but pointing it at someone that doesn’t pose a threat is a coward move. Like I mentioned earlier we are subjected to cruel treatment by policeman, society, shit ourselves now my son can’t take your daughter to prom without a double barrel threat to the chest. For the record just because you got a gun don’t mean you thorough-pussy (meek mill voice). If anything it’s just shows me that your daughter is just a piece of property and not the prized possession that you thought she was because if you got to brandish a gun as a fear tactic maybe you the one that’s really scared. I can only imagine slave masters back in the day did the same dumb shit to intimidate somebody now here we go in 2016 doing the same stupid shit. Oh and another thing if you do that do to my son and post it on social media my goal will be to kill you.  My mentality should not reach that point but pointing a gun or attempting to take my children’s life changes things.

I got a question for you: If you really feel that my son or any man for that matter is so much of a threat to your daughter why the fuck are you letting her go with him anyway? Why are you not protecting her or shielding her instead you want to throw her to the wolves and take pictures to get a few comments from people that don’t even give a fuck about you fa real. Don’t throw her to the wolves and then get mad afterwards when she is dead or coming back home looking like Martin when he fought Tommy the Hitman Hearns; intervene from the jump and nip that shit in the bud. If I ever feel that my daughter is in danger by a man the last thing Imma do is allow them to see each other.

I got another question for you: Does this apply only to the opposite sex? This is 2016 and the LGBT community is getting larger and stronger by the day if a manly girl with the jeans sagging wearing men’s underwear comes to the door to take your daughter out as a father are you pointing the gun at them as well or is this pose strictly for the opposite sex.

I want that relationship with my daughters that they can tell me anything good or bad and then I can use it as a teaching tool. On some real shit if they don’t pose no threat let you still feel the need to show off the gun collection then my friend you a George Zimmerman type of nigga and quite frankly I don’t want my son fuckin with your daughter no way because you are the bigger threat in this situation. On the flip side if a girl comes over my house should my wife and her goons take a picture pointing a gun at your daughters chest because moms be protecting their sons the same way if not worst. I’ve been in plenty arguments about disciplining my own son so I can only imagine what mom dukes would do if a lady did her son wrong.

I understand with the Rekisha Boyd and Sandra Bland and numerous incidents involving black women and their untimely death, black women are becoming an endangered species. So when something is becoming endangered what should you do: protect it with your life. So if you got these guns fuck it show your daughter how to shoot or teach others how to shoot instead of using the gun like a toy because like I said earlier if you point a gun at my son I have no choice but to protect him even if that means ending your life. I know we as black men are supposed to protect our black women but posing in pictures with a gun to a young man ain’t the way to do it. Instead equip these young women on how to protect themselves, how to respect themselves and how to spot an iffy situation and remove themselves from it.

Look man put the guns down because you ain’t using them when you suppose to so stop fronting ol’ light skin Dangerous from the Get Rich or Die Tryin’ movie. We as a black race are in trouble as it is please don’t give any additional ammo to the people who are trying to get rid of us. If you don’t want your daughter to date that’s cool I can respect that but pointing a gun at my son as a scare tactic isn’t the way to go. Shit the way my son is now he’ll probably get mad and go try to take the gun out your hand and use it on you. It’s not funny it’s not cool you shouldn’t get no likes on Facebook because that’s why you really did you ol’ thirst bucket for attention ass motherfuckers. I don’t care how many views you get on Snap Chat don’t ever try to use my son or any man’s son as a prop for your staged play but deep down you wouldn’t bust a grape in a food fight. Stop dickeating the white man’s attempt to intimidate your own kind and let’s work together for once. Let’s come up with solutions on how we stop this before somebody really gets hurt and then its mad screen print shop businesses booming because the RIP shirts are back in full effect. Let’s raise our kids to be better and let the generations after us with a wealth of knowledge and self-worth.

 

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How the West will be won

how the west will be won

With Game 2 between Oklahoma City and Golden State Warriors coming on TNT in a few hours I couldn’t help but realize that this will be one of those high scoring, ankle breaking, dunk a thon type of series. Those days of an 85-82 games in the playoffs are over with respect to this Golden State and Oklahoma City series. Besides having 3 of the top 5 in the NBA if you want to reach 5 out of the top 20 players in the NBA on one floor shooting one ball vying for a chance to represent the Western Conference for the almighty Chip there are other storylines that will propel this series to all-time great level.

The battle of the point guards will be a constant reminder throughout the series as you have 1A and 1B with Steph Curry and Russell Westbrook battling for point guard supremacy. If this was a Game of Thrones parody would Curry be Khalessi because when he gets on fire watch out and would Russell be Ramsey Bolton because when he wants to ball out and do something crazy that makes you say wow look no further. Is there a boat battling the Midwestern winds of Cleveland saying what about me, it’s me Kyrie. I wish Steph and Russell would defend each other but I already know Klay Thompson would be defending Russell more than Steph but expect ridiculous numbers for both Steph and Russell. During their regular season matchup, Curry average 35 points a game while shooting 45 percent from three whereas Russell averaged 26 and 11. Needless to say they are about to get busy. I predict Curry will average close to 40 and shoot about 42 percent from three while Russell will have 4 triple doubles because in my heart of hearts I have this series going 7.

We watch a NBA that features many the players playing the 1 2 and 3 with some sprinkles of the big men especially when you talk about DeAndre Jordan, DeMarcus Cousins or Andre Drummond. Despite the firepower that both teams present in the backcourt it will be rebounding that will prove to be pivotal in the success of the winning team. For example, if OKC get 5 more offensive rebounds than Golden State that could easily generate 15 extra points and vice versa. I see OKC with the rebounding advantage because they can rotate three big men in Adams, Ibaka and Kanter. Kanter may win you mustache of the year as well as get you some offensive rebounds. He’s averaging about 4 to 5 offensive rebounds a game and that can bring in huge dividends as this series goes on.

The X-factors in my opinion for both teams are Draymond Green and Serge Ibaka. They are both big men who can score whether it’s inside or outside. They can get rebounds and create a defensive impact which could swing momentum in either team’s direction. Draymond is teetering on superstar status and a good series can only cement his legacy. A bad series from Ibaka will have the OKC brass second guessing their decision to get rid of James Harden in order to keep him. I just hope if Ibaka misses his three point attempts that he goes back to the basics and go inside and generate points that way because if he can create foul trouble on Green then that could change the complexity of this series.

Let’s face it Golden State will go down in the record books as one of the greatest regular season teams in history. I mean you broke the wins record, three point record and you have the MVP 2 years in a row. With your backup coach you started 24-0. You hit me more threes than the average coworker would hit using paper trash and the only thing that would make this complete would be a championship. If they don’t win the championship is this an epic failure. As the Old Spice commercial goes, “anything less would be uncivilized”. I recommend they do an ESPN 30 for 30 and have Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy narrate it.

Hov said it best: “Nobody built like you…you design yourself” and if that doesn’t refer to Russell Westbrook then I don’t know what does. Russell Westbrook only competition is himself. Some games he’ll shoot 40% for the field and other games it’s in the 20% range. It’s like he started off on the rookie level in 2K and by the 4th quarter it went to Hall of Fame and then it was like “oh shit this is harder than I thought”. When his jump shot is flowing he is unfuckwitable; however when it’s off and he’s trying to get it back on track it begins to stagnant the OKC offense and make Durant do more work to keep them in the game. This has to be proven over the course of his career but dammit if I had to start a team and I had the 2nd pick in the fantasy draft I’m taking Russell. The better Westbrook utilizes his driving ability the better OKC runs and that’s a scary thought because I haven’t even talked about Durant yet.

Steph Curry has garnered a lot of criticism as of late because quite frankly he’s better than what 2K can make him and he might be the next guy to be inducted into the illuminati. I know Steph put in the work in and has earned all of his accomplishments but his latest accomplishment of MVP with a unanimous vote has had all the sports radio, barber shops and GroupMe groups discussing what is valuable. Why him as unanimous and not MJ or Kobe or Shaq or anyone else that has dominated the league. So every game Steph Curry has a target on his back and part of me wants him to battle the Cavs again just because LeBron has thrown some shade toward the young man and that battle would be epic. It would be the NBA equivalent of the new Captain America movie so pick a side. Even with 2 MVP’s Steph will have to prove to any doubters why he was the MVP again.

I want this series to go 7 games and I pray that it does and to be honest I want to see the upset where OKC wins this series. Would it really be an upset though…? I guess if you ask someone in Vegas? But this will be an entertaining barring any silly shit and I’m just glad I paid the cable bill this month.

 

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